4/10-Haiku-

I told you at the beginning I wasn't going to make you suffer through my terrible poetry: I lied. From my VeryBadPoetry page here are 4 haikus:

I.
You want a threesome?
You don't have a large enough
bed and I won't share.

II.
I am a hero.
I am strong, smart, and can fly.
I'm perfect; love me.

III.
I farted one time.
I hoped you didn't hear it.
It turned you on, though.

IV.
Rabbits can run fast,
and they think they're such tough guys,
but foxes can too.