Thursday
Sunday
Cheery to no end
Friday
Violent movies I love...
Wednesday
ouch embarrassing
And there's a misspelling.
Perhaps it's not large enough for you to see...above the picture of The Cat in the Hat is written "Dr Suess".
What kind of dingbats...? I'm ashamed. But, like I said, WE HAVE NO CONTROL OVER IT.
Thursday
Wednesday
banjo uke
Saturday
ukulele stuffs
Thursday
The Masque of Mandragora
I've taken the liberty of checking out a novelization of the Doctor Who serial The Masque of Mandragora. The first two paragraphs of the introduction by Harlan Ellison make me want to go no further lest I be terribly disappointed. There's no story that can beat a potential geek fight:
"They could not have been more offended, confused, enraged and startled...and then an eruption of angry voices from all over the fifteen hundred person audience. The kids in their Luke Skywalker pajamas and the retarded adults spot-welded into their Darth Vader fright-masks howled with fury. But I stood my ground, there on the lecture platform at the World Science Fiction Convention, and I repeated the heretical words that had sent them into animal hysterics: 'STAR WARS is adolescent nonsense; CLOSE ENCOUNTERS is obscurantist drivel; STAR TREK can turn your brains into puree of bat guano; and the greatest science fiction series of all time is DOCTOR WHO! And I'll take you all on, one-by-one or all in a bunch to back it up!'"
(This heretic hadn't even seen the 3 Star Wars prequels!)
I really like Star Wars (I don't even consider the prequels). I've never been big into Star Trek but I'm sure it's not that bad. But I do agree that Doctor Who is superior. Not only is it great storytelling, it's got a frickin' legacy! 46 years?! C'mon! I just don't have the guts to say it in front of a bunch of geeks dressed up in their gear at a sci-fi convention!
Sunday
new artwork
WBMC 2009
Tuesday
Blag
Everything's okay. My MRI and EEG came back clear and there have been no repeat occurrences. I'm medication free for the time being.
Anyway...
I'm putting a halt on my concertina lessons until August because work is about to get REALLY stressful. Summer Reading starts on Saturday and promises to be a lot of fun and a lot of work. The theme is Be Creative (or Express Yourself! for teens) and not only am I doing two storytime programs a week w/ukulele accompaniment but I foolishly agreed to take on a Fractured Fairy Tales program the first week in June AT ALL THE LOCATIONS. Egad! The program has been put together for awhile. I just need to come up with some MadLib inspired Fairy Tales to do with the kids during the program (also one for them to take home).
Again, EGAD!
But I'm excited about the other programming: Jugglers and magicians, musicians and Mad Science. I'm not excited about the late-comers and the over-crowding, the constant business and the inability to take a vacation.
Trying to remain optimistic.
Sunday
Saturday
4/18-The Pythons-
Enjoy:
Friday
4/17-Voltaire-
Anyway, on to the poetry!
FROM LOVE TO FRIENDSHIP
by: Voltaire (François Marie Arouet, 1694-1778)
- If you would have me love once more,
- The blissful age of love restore;
- From wine's free joys, and lovers' cares,
- Relentless time, who no man spares,
- Urges me quickly to retire,
- And no more to such bliss aspire.
- From such austerity exact,
- Let's, if we can, some good extract;
- Whose way of thinking with this age
- Suits not, can ne'er be deemed a sage.
- Let sprightly youth its follies gay,
- Its follies amiable display;
- Life to two moments is confined,
- Let one to wisdom be consigned.
- You sweet delusions of my mind,
- Still to my ruling passion kind,
- Which always brought a sure relief
- To life's accurst companion, grief.
- Will you forever from me fly,
- And must I joyless, friendless die?
- No mortal e'er resigns his breath
- I see, without a double death;
- Who loves, and is beloved no more,
- His hapless fate may well deplore;
- Life's loss may easily be borne,
- Of love bereft man is forlorn.
- 'Twas thus those pleasures I lamented,
- Which I so oft in youth repented;
- My soul replete with soft desire,
- Vainly regretted youthful fire.
- But friendship then, celestial maid,
- From heaven descended to my aid;
- Less lively than the amorous flame,
- Although her tenderness the same.
- The charms of friendship I admired,
- My soul was with new beauty fired;
- I then made one in friendship's train,
- But destitute of love, complain.
Thursday
4/16-Jon Agee-
I love Jon Agee. He's funny. His illustrations are bright and colorful. I couldn't resist using this for a Poem of the Day.
The title poem "Orangutan Tongs" is among the least tongue-twisty of all the poems in this collection (I actually made it through without a single mistake).
Here it is:
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Orangutan Tongs
An orangutan went into Wong's.
He ordered the pork and the prawns.
But he couldn't eat pork with a knife and a fork,
So they brought the Orangutan tongs.
Orangutan tongs, orangutan tongs,
They brought the orangutan tongs.
The next day it happened at Kong's.
He ordered the prunes and the prawns.
But he couldn't eat prunes with a fork or a spoon,
So they brought the orangutan tongs.
Orangutan tongs, orangutan tongs,
They brought the orangutan tongs.
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My favorite (because of the picture really--a little boy on the beach with his hands down his underpants):
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Undies
There are lots of holes in Andy Bundy's undies.
His mom should get some thread and try to stitch 'em.
When Andy's at the beach, he's always cranky and upset,
'Cause Andy Bundy's sandy undies itch him.
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Highly recommended book.
Wednesday
4/15-Taxes-
Tax his land, tax his wage,
Tax his bed in which he lays.
Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
Teach him taxes is the rule.
Tax his cow, tax his goat,
Tax his pants, tax his coat.
Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
Tax his work, tax his dirt.
Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
Teach him taxes are no joke.
Tax his car, tax his grass,
Tax the roads he must pass.
Tax his food, tax his drink,
Tax him if he tries to think.
Tax his sodas, tax his beers,
If he cries, tax his tears.
Tax his bills, tax his gas,
Tax his notes, tax his cash.
Tax him good and let him know
That after taxes, he has no dough.
If he hollers, tax him more,
Tax him until he's good and sore.
Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
Tax the sod in which he lays.
Put these words upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me to my doom!"
And when he's gone, we won't relax,
We'll still be after the inheritance tax.
Note: I'm not bitter about taxes. I actually got a ton of money back this year.
Tuesday
4/12-by kids-
There are lots of great poetry sites for kids. When I was young (and the Internet was too) we had a writing contest. The winners' books were "bound" (spiral bound, as I remember) and were invited to attend a writing workshop where you could share and learn more. I wrote a book of poetry one year and won. I was soooo happy. I'm sure my mom kept it somewhere, I just have no idea where it went.
I illustrated it to, which would make it worth finding. Anyway, here's a great poem written by a (presumably) British girl:
I Was Going To Write A Poem Today by Maria English (aged 12)
I was going to write a poem todayBut I'm afraid to say I can't.
My mind's as empty as a barrel
And every time the faintest trace of an idea appears in my head
It glides like a fish
And slips and slides its way out of my mind
Before I can grab it.
I'm tired of thinking
All through the day
And my brain has gone to bed
He's curled up in a bundle
Cosy, inside my head.
My intellect has gone a-wandering
Over the wide, blue sea of knowledge
And she's taken my memory as a boat
Sailing over the endless horizon
Bobbing up and down
On the waves.
I was going to write a poem today
But I'm afraid to say I can't.
My tap of words has run dry
And a greedy drought
Has soaked up my pool of thoughts
http://www.poetryzone.ndirect.co.uk/index2.htm
Sunday
4/12-Ferlinghetti-
by Lawrence Ferlinghetti
Great Oracle, why are you staring at me,
do I baffle you, do I make you despair?
I, Americus, the American,
wrought from the dark in my mother long ago,
from the dark of ancient Europa--
Why are you staring at me now
in the dusk of our civilization--
Why are you staring at me
as if I were America itself
the new Empire
vaster than any in ancient days
with its electronic highways
carrying its corporate monoculture
around the world
And English the Latin of our days--
Great Oracle, sleeping through the centuries,
Awaken now at last
And tell us how to save us from ourselves
and how to survive our own rulers
who would make a plutocracy of our democracy
in the Great Divide
between the rich and the poor
in whom Walt Whitman heard America singing
O long-silent Sybil,
you of the winged dreams,
Speak out from your temple of light
as the serious constellations
with Greek names
still stare down on us
as a lighthouse moves its megaphone
over the sea
Speak out and shine upon us
the sea-light of Greece
the diamond light of Greece
Far-seeing Sybil, forever hidden,
Come out of your cave at last
And speak to us in the poet's voice
the voice of the fourth person singular
the voice of the inscrutable future
the voice of the people mixed
with a wild soft laughter--
And give us new dreams to dream,
Give us new myths to live by!
Read at Delphi, Greece, on March 21, 2001 at the UNESCO World Poetry Day
Saturday
4/11-Browning Sonnet-
Sonnet 43 by Elizabeth Browning
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I love thee to the level of every day's
Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light.
I love thee freely, as men strive for right.
I love thee purely, as they turn from praise.
I love thee with the passion put to use
In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith.
I love thee with a love I seemed to lose
With my lost saints. I love thee with the breath,
Smiles, tears, of all my life; and, if God choose,
I shall but love thee better after death
Friday
4/10-Haiku-
You want a threesome?
You don't have a large enough
bed and I won't share.
II.
I am a hero.
I am strong, smart, and can fly.
I'm perfect; love me.
III.
I farted one time.
I hoped you didn't hear it.
It turned you on, though.
IV.
Rabbits can run fast,
and they think they're such tough guys,
but foxes can too.
Thursday
4/9-Euripides- or -Translation problem fixed
This English translation, by Lord Byron, of 'Warning from the Evil Fortune of Medea' is reprinted from Greek Poets in English Verse. Ed. William Hyde Appleton. Cambridge: The Riverside Press, 1893.
WARNING FROM THE EVIL FORTUNE OF MEDEA (from "Medea")
by: Euripides
- HEN fierce conflicting passions urge
- The breast where love is wont to glow,
- What mind can stem the stormy surge
- Which rolls the tide of human woe?
- The hope of praise, the dread of shame,
- Can rouse the tortured breast no more;
- The wild desire, the guilty flame,
- Absorbs each wish it felt before.
- But if affection gently thrills
- The soul by purer dreams possessed,
- The pleasing balm of mortal ills
- In love can soothe the aching breast:
- If thus thou comest in disguise,
- Fair Venus! from thy native heaven,
- What heart unfeeling would despise
- The sweetest boon the gods have given?
- But never from thy golden bow
- May I beneath the shaft expire!
- Whose creeping venom, sure and slow,
- Awakes an all-consuming fire:
- Ye racking doubts! ye jealous fears!
- With others wage internal war;
- Repentance, source of future tears,
- From me be ever distant far!
- May no distracting thoughts destroy
- The holy calm of sacred love!
- May all the hours be winged with joy,
- Which hover faithful hearts above!
- Fair Venus! on thy myrtle shrine
- May I with some fond lover sigh,
- Whose heart may mingle pure with mine--
- With me to live, with me to die!
- My native soil! beloved before,
- Now dearer as my peaceful home,
- Ne'er may I quit thy rocky shore,
- A hapless banished wretch to roam!
- This very day, this very hour,
- May I resign this fleeting breath!
- Nor quit my silent humble bower;
- A doom to me far worse than death.
- Have I not heard the exile's sigh,
- And seen the exile's silent tear,
- Through distant climes condemned to fly,
- A pensive weary wanderer here?
- Ah! hapless dame! no sire bewails,
- No friend thy wretched fate deplores,
- No kindred voice with rapture hails
- Thy steps within a stranger's doors.
- Perish the fiend whose iron heart,
- To fair affection's truth unknown,
- Bids her he fondly loved depart,
- Unpitied, helpless, and alone:
- Who ne'er unlocks with silver key
- The milder treasures of his soul, --
- May such a friend be far from me,
- And ocean's storms between us roll!
Wednesday
4/8-Shel Silverstein-
Wavy hair
I thought that I had wavy hair
Until I shaved my head. Instead,
I find that I have straight hair
And a very wavy head.
Come Skating
They said come skating;
They said it's so nice.
They said come skating;
I'd done it twice.
They said come skating;
It sounded nice...
I wore roller---
They meant ice.
Of course each of these poems, as most of them are, are accompanied by line drawings by the author. I recommend his website for more fun, examples of his illustrative and poetic genius, and some games & stuff (http://www.shelsilverstein.com/indexSite.html).
Both these selections were chosen randomly (lucky they were short ones) from A Light in the Attic by Shel Silverstein.
Tuesday
4/7-F. Scott Fitzgerald-
The dull, faint patter in the drooping hours
Drifts in upon my sleep and fills my hair
Is strewn upon me where my tired soul cowers,
Shrinking like some lone queen in empty towers
Dying. Blind with unrest I grow aware:
The pounding of broad wings drifts down the stair
And sates me like the heavy scent of flowers.
Grip at the soggy pillow. Now the dawn
Tears from her wetted breast the splattered blouse
Of night; lead-eyed and moist she straggles o'er the lawn,
Between the curtains brooding stares and stands
Like some drenched swimmer -- Death's within the house!
Monday
4/6-Classical Poetry-or-Lost in Translation
So, wearily I give you this poem from a book of classical love poetry (wherein a verse by Plautus describes kissing that is well and truly French. Annoying.)
Sunday
4/5-Dorothy Parker-
Were you to cross the world, my dear,
To work or love or fight,
I coud be calm and wistful here,
And close my eyes at night.
It were a sweet and gallant pain
To be a sea apart;
But, oh, to have you down the lane
Is bitter to my heart.
Taken from:
The Portable Dorothy Parker; Penguin Classics 2006
Friday
4/4 -Dylan Thomas-
I first heard this poem in High School. Being a typical angsty teen, I loved it. It has a particularly special meaning to me now still recovering from my mother's passing:
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Do not go gentle into that good night,
Old age should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Though wise men at their end know dark is right,
Because their words had forked no lightning they
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Wild men who caught and sang the sun in flight,
And learn, too late, they grieved it on its way,
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Grave men, near death, who see with blinding sight
Blind eyes could blaze like meteors and be gay,
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
And you, my father, there on that sad height,
Curse, bless, me now with your fierce tears, I pray.
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Thursday
Thomas Wyatt
My heart I gave thee, not to do it pain;
But to preserve, it was to thee taken.
I served thee, not to be forsaken,
But that I should be rewarded again.
I was content thy servant to remain
But not to be paid under this fashion.
Now since in thee is none other reason,
Displease thee not if that I do refrain,
Unsatiate of my woe and thy desire,
Assured by craft to excuse thy fault.
But since it please thee to feign a default,
Farewell, I say, parting from the fire:
For he that believeth bearing in hand,
Plougheth in water and soweth in the sand.
He was also thought to be the lover of Anne Boleyn (before her marriage to King Henry VIII) and was later imprisoned for having carnal knowledge of the queen but released because of his friendship with those in the king's court. Upon witnessing the beheading of the queen he wrote this:
V. Innocentia
Veritas Viat Fides
Circumdederunt
me inimici mei 1
by Sir Thomas Wyatt, the Elder
Who list his wealth and ease retain,Himself let him unknown contain.
Press not too fast in at that gate
Where the return stands by disdain,
For sure, circa Regna tonat.2
The high mountains are blasted oft
When the low valley is mild and soft.
Fortune with Health stands at debate.
The fall is grievous from aloft.
And sure, circa Regna tonat.
These bloody days have broken my heart.
My lust, my youth did them depart,
And blind desire of estate.
Who hastes to climb seeks to revert.
Of truth, circa Regna tonat.
The bell tower showed me such sight
That in my head sticks day and night.
There did I learn out of a grate,
For all favour, glory, or might,
That yet circa Regna tonat.
By proof, I say, there did I learn:
Wit helpeth not defence too yerne,
Of innocency to plead or prate.
Bear low, therefore, give God the stern,
For sure, circa Regna tonat.
Wyatt's name ("Viat") in the title is surrounded by Innocence, Truth,
and Faith.
2. "It thunders through the realms," Seneca, Phaedra, 1.1140.
The first two stanzas paraphrase lines from that play.
[AJ Note: It is generally thought Wyatt wrote this poem after witnessing
the execution of Anne Boleyn and her "accomplices" from the window
grate of his cell in the Bell Tower at the Tower of London.]
4-for1: Limericks
But anyway, from The Penguin Book of Limericks, 1986:
Poor Ophelia sighed: 'I deplore
The fact that young Hamlet's a bore.
He just talks to himself;
I'll be left on the shelf,
or go mad by the end of Act IV.'
Frank Richards
I once knew a spinster of Staines,
And a spinster that lady remains;
She's no figure, no looks,
Neither dances nor cooks -
And, most ghastly of all, she has brains.
Plaiwon
Said Old Father William: 'I'm humble,
And getting too old for a tumble,
But produce me a blonde,
And I'm still not beyond
An attempt at an interesting fumble.'
Conrad Aiken
If no Pain were, how judge we of Pleasure?
If no Work, where's the solace of Leisure?
What's White, if no Black?
What's Wealth, if no Lack?
If no Loss, how our Gain could be measure?
William Bliss
Wednesday
Sound and Sense--Alexander Pope
Sound and Sense by Alexander Pope
True ease in writing comes from art, not chance,
As those move easiest who have learned to dance.
'Tis not enough no harshness gives offense,
The sound must seem an echo to the sense:
Soft is the strain when Zephyr gently blows,
And the smooth stream in smoother numbers flows;
But when loud surges lash the sounding shore,
The hoarse, rough verse should like the torrent roar;
When Ajax strives some rock's vast weight to throw,
The line too labors, and the words move slow;
Not so, when swift Camilla scours the plain,
Flies o'er the unbending corn, and skims along the main.
Hear how Timotheus' varied lays surprise,
And bid alternate passions fall and rise!
Tuesday
Poetry sites
Very Bad Poetry
http://www.verybadpoetry.com/
There's quite a list of contributors, including yours truly. I DO NOT recommend Robert Hawkins (unless you want to read about me being put in compromising situations...really creepy. I don't even know the guy.) Otherwise some funny stuff likely written on-the-fly.
The Writer's Almanac
http://writersalmanac.publicradio.org/
Updated daily...Podcast, RSS feed, and you can even listen to Garrison Keillor's dreamy voice read the poem to you.
Poetry Foundation
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/
"...an independent literary organization committed to a vigorous presence for poetry in our culture." -from the website.
Poetry Daily
http://poems.com/
An anthology of contemporary poetry from new books, magazines and journals.
Poetry 180
http://www.loc.gov/poetry/180/
A poem a day for high schools. The website says American high schools but I betcha you can use it elsewhere as well.
Poetry Online
http://www.poetry-online.org/
FAMOUS poetry (screw all those amateurs!) with a subject and author index to help you find that perfect FAMOUS poem.
TeenInk.com
http://www.teenink.com/Poetry/
Contains (teenage) reader submitted poetry and an opportunity to submit your own (if you're a teen).
Children's Poetry Archive (PoetryArchive.org)
http://www.poetryarchive.org/childrensarchive/home.do
Listen to poetry by modern poets. Search by poet, poem or theme.
Shel Silverstein.com
http://www.shelsilverstein.com/indexSite.html
Quirky poems, quirky games and quirky animation that you'd expect from anything related to Mr. Silverstein.
Obviously there are millions of poetry websites online and these are just a few...but they're a GOOD few and promise to be great time wasters.
April is...
Rubble-rubble
Monday
Jake
Nevermind...I knew that, after seeing Jake perform, he would have his proverbial socks knocked off. I was right.
Not only was Jake on top of his game playing music from all different genres (from bluegrass to traditional Japanese, from classic rock to traditional Hawaiian) but his between-song-banter suggested that he was incredibly down-to-earth and generally grateful to be able to do what he does for a living.
I left incredibly inspired yet altogether ashamed to say that I play the ukulele. I also left hoping that everyone in the room was inspired to buy a ukulele and envisioned a scenario not unlike that described in the song "A Million Ukuleles"--music shops running out of stock, etc.
All-in-all I got to share some music with my loved ones--my friends Matthew and Peter also went--and my dear beloved? He loved it. He loved it more than he thought he would. That's the most satisfying thing.
Tuesday
My boyfriend, the cyberman
In the last 10 days I've downloaded about 12 Doctor Who audiobooks (really it's the old audio stagings with a narrator). They've all been episodes that have been lost. I've focused on the Cybermen episodes because, well, they're the best villains ever. The dalek episodes too because, they're not that bad, villain-wise.
Did I mention that Luke was visiting his home planet of Mondas?
Actually, hearing that I had downloaded all of these old timey cyberman episodes, he used the power or MS Paint to transform himself. Isn't that sweet?
Saturday
new stuffs
My MacBook has a webcam. I've never had a webcam before. This is exciting to me since I have taken up the ukulele and am kind of a ham.
Last night, however, I tried recording myself playing a song. I recorded it a couple times just so I could have some options. When I finally quit I sat back and listened to my not-quite-so-skilled ukulele playing and realized that, though I loooooove to sing, I hate the sound of my voice on a recording. I hope that's not the way it sounds in real life. Stupid mid-west nasally accent.
Another new toy I'm getting...a Bean Sprout. A green one.